Dear Diary -
I am thrilled to announce that due to all of the extensive publicity that I received during the recent Summer Olympics in our fair city of London, I have received several interesting offers from the United States.
The Sealy Posturepedic Mattress Company has offered to feature me in a commercial for their Queen Size Mattress.
I have also received offers to appear in commercials for Dairy Queen, Burger King, M&Ms, Crown Victoria Ford, and White Castle Burgers.
I will sit down with Philip and discuss the offers.
Queen Elizabeth II