It's my party and I'll tweet if I want to!
Honestly 60 years on the throne and the staff are still giving me lists of what to do and what not to do.
No sticking two fingers up at the public. Wave instead.
No checking your twitter. Make conversation instead.
No breaking wind in company. Excuse yourself and go back to coach.
Hang on a minute, this is not for me - this is for the attention of Philip my husband.