At this time of year, ooops, sorry thought it was the Christmas Day speech. I'll start again.
As celebrations begin for my Diamond Jubilee - 60 bloody years on the bloody throne - I see that a very clever old lady - not me - is making a fortune as my lookalike
And she's not just doing town centres like Gloucester and Newport, she's bloody being flown all expenses paid trip to China! I wish I could have got that gig!
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