Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary


Friday, 13 May 2011

I am so relieved that William is not marrying that vulgar Phillipa Middleton. She gets my Pip.

All those doting oglers after her body. Philip is disgusted and has told Harry to have nothing to do with her.

He's going to have a word with Pippa. He feels with his name Philip he will have special access to Phillipa's vagaries - or I think that's what he said.

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