Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Dear diary, oh what is the world coming to I ask myself. Yet another of my 'offspring of offspring' marrying a commoner.

This is just not acceptable but I fear I can do nought about it. The youngsters these don't just don't give a shit about the family name and the Monarchy.

I can see that one day the Monarchy will not exist. Until that day, I will remain Queen. I'm damned if I am going to let that Dumbo-eared, fornicating-with-others-other-than-his-wife son of mine take over the throne. Well, over my dead body as the saying goes.

He may be more interested in his family jewels than the Royal Jewels so I intend to live a lot longer than he thinks. Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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