Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 19 June 2010

...themselves) and re-write some of the 'Laws of this Great Country' when in comes to broadcasting details of the private lives of 'people in the news'.

I do know that a great majority of my subjects 'enjoy' extra-marital affairs, but because they are NOT in the public eye, they can go about their business in relative peace and obscurity.

This privilege should be 'enjoyed' by everyone. I AM the Queen of England and have been very well protected, as far as MY private life is concerned.

Surely, no-one in their right minds would believe that I have remained faithful to Philip all of these years. My subjects just have to follow "Philips'" shenanigans to figure out why.

Today, I must admit, I DO love my Royal Corgies more than I love Philip.

I am so happy that I wrote my memoirs a...

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