Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 19 June 2010

Dearest Diary, I must confess that I am extremely concerned about England's efforts in The World Cup. Those poor boys have had a lot of bad publicity during the past few months, regarding 'affairs of the heart' etc.

I am concerned that this WILL affect their abilities on the field, so to speak. I am aware that a number of them have been 'playing the field' in the past, and NOT the green turf.

Really, you would think that the British and World public would be over being concerned about such goings on. After all, it has been going on throughout history when there were no video cameras, newspapers, journalists, and so on.

It truly saddens me that my "subjects' " private lives are NOT private in any shape or form.

My plan is to speak to the Government officials (who are by 'no means' squeaky clean themse...

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