...thinking of joining a Susan Boyle fansite, under an alias of course. That way I could say what I wished. I may even start writing for that Spoof Newspaper. In fact, I think that's what I WILL do. No-one will suspect me over there and I could say what on earth I wished.
Oh! I feel so much better now that I have made that royal decision.
I'll sleep well tonight.
Goodnight dear diary.