Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 10 April 2010

Dear Diary, I am rather upset today. My dearest Charles is proving that he has a bit of a mean streak in him. I know I didn't approve of Camilla in the beginning of their public relationship, but I do wish he would act more 'royally', especially when the press are around.

The little 'toe rag' actually laughed at Camilla's misfortune today. I'm not sure whether or not he led her towards the rabbit hole on purpose, he does have a wicked sense of humour. Even if he HAD, he really shouldn't have laughed as hard as he did. Well, not in public.

Mind you, I did have a chuckle myself when I pictured Camilla falling face first into the heather. It was sad that she broke only one limb in the fall. Perhaps we'll have better luck next time. I'll have to coach Charles more carefully in future.

I am pleased to hear t...

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