Dear diary, oh my, oh my, what is this terrible world coming to? I really do my utmost to keep my subjects 'in line' but I am absolutely appalled at the press reporting the 'goings on' in the world of professional football. After all, it's nobody's business but theirs.
I really do so enjoy watching these young men play football. Some of them (most of them) are so cute I could pinch their cheeks and snuggle them close to my 'royal boosom'.
It's really not their fault. By that I mean that these adulterous relationships have being going on for centuries, even longer. The only difference is that nowadays we have newspapers, television and that darned Youtube.
Nothing can be kept quiet these days.
I do think ...