Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 19 October 2009

Dear diary

That lovely Jenson Button drove by today.

I didn't know it was him because he was nothing but a blur with a cute bottom, but Philip the Greek assured me it was, and he knows about these things.
Apparently Jenson has won a cup for something. Well done that man.

Mummy would have liked Jenson's bottom.

I do so miss Mummy





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