Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 1 October 2009

I saw Jenny Slate say the f-word on TV on Saturday. I'm just wondering how I can work it in to my next charity event.

Let's see, at the children's hospital, the cancer ward. But how could I lead up to it.

I know..

"Children cancer is a terrible disease. It F***ing kills you!"

Yes, that should do it. Hopefully we can raise a lot more money for the kiddies if I do that.

But, I'd better check with Charles first. I don't want to say it if he already has plans to use the same line.

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