I saw Jenny Slate say the f-word on TV on Saturday. I'm just wondering how I can work it in to my next charity event.
Let's see, at the children's hospital, the cancer ward. But how could I lead up to it.
"Children cancer is a terrible disease. It F***ing kills you!"
Yes, that should do it. Hopefully we can raise a lot more money for the kiddies if I do that.
But, I'd better check with Charles first. I don't want to say it if he already has plans to use the same line.