Dear Diary - I am torn between a rock and a hard place. My loving wife Princess Kate keeps saying that she wants me to stand up to my grandmother, AKA Queen Elizabeth and tell her to stop interfering in our marital affairs.
But she is 92-years-old and I am afraid that she will ban Kate and me from Buck House (Buckingham Palace) if I dare say anything.
I know that Kate keeps getting told by her sister Pippa to tell me to grow some and be a man about this whole situation.
Well maybe Pippa needs to grow some and act like a lady...
Prince William The Confused