Harry has been living it up in Brazil - the mind boggles how he didn't end up on a tabloid front page.
I'm stuck here in the Falklands for six weeks in total. Flying the helicopter. It's a bit far to nip back and visit the wife In England, parking on her dads lawn like I did before we were married.
At least that impressed the future in-laws, and won me a few quid off the lads.