Prince William - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 26 January 2012

Oh welcome all to my, specifically remarkable diary, which I shall write to in case of emergency of needing to get some information and personal feelings out.
I want to begin by saying, well, I HATE my wife! The night before our wedding day, she had sex with Prince Harry in the Queen's office while the Queen was doing a tap dance with George Bush masturbating in the corner.
George secretly filmed this and put it on his Facebook page. Barbara expressed shock and disapproval of what George had done and spanked him, which my wife secretly filmed and hacked into my Facebook to then publish it for everyone to see under my name. The b*tch refused to apologise and told me I was worthless.
To get revenge, I hacked into her account and deleted five of her Facebook friends so now, I have four more friends than she has! SUCK that if you can!
After our wedding, she threate...

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