Prince William - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 3 June 2011

Well I am slightly offended that my bride is not getting the publicity we had anticipated.

It would seem that her sister, Pippa, is much more popular with the public and papparazi than my Kate.

This was NOT the plan.

Grandad appears to be lusting after Kate, which is rather creepy.

Grandma appears to be 'losing it'. She called me 'Charles'when she saw me last and keeps calling my Kate, Victoria.

We are trying to find a place for Gran and Grandad in local Senior Citizens' Homes but no-one wishes to take them.

Administrators have seen them both on t.v. etc. and just don't feel they could put their staff AT RISK by taking my gradparents into their facilities.

Can't say I blame them.

Night, night dear diary. I hear Kate calling me. I think I am on a promise.




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