Dear Diary -
Well the big day is fast approaching. I think that I may have hurt Kate's feelings this morning.
She had just stepped out of the shower and she asked me if I thought she was fat.
I tried to be cute and I asked her compared to who.
Well, apparently that was not a good answer because she ran out of the bathroom and into our bedroom and proceeded to cry for eight minutes.
She finally stopped when I wrote her a check for £400 [$643 U.S.]
I really have to watch what I say as it could get expensive.