What a weekend that was! Vegas - yeah baby!
Casinos, pool parties, Olympic medallists and hot naked chicks - in my hotel room!!!
Thank god for my security guard, not allowing anyone to take any photo's of my naughty behaviour, if the Queen or Pater ever found out, I'd be for it!
I really should ask the Palace to give my security guard a pay-rise, how can he survive on such a low salary as 25 grand?
He could probably make double that selling photo's of me naked to the media!
Whats that? A text message from Wills, check out the TMZ.com gossip website...