This 'old' News of the World situation is getting way out of hand. I even hear my name has been linked to the scandal, in as much as people are wondering if I am a relative of this Rebekah Brooks woman.
People keep speculating about who my 'real' father may be, because of my red hair, but honestly, this latest 'quibble' is going a bit too far chaps.
Golly, I'm going to have to call a press conference to get this whole mess sorted.
The truth 'will out' eventually. I only hope I am not royally shocked when it is finally laid to rest.......