Prince Harry - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Dear Diary,

So I can't believe that William has got himself hitched! When I first heard I was all like, you are a fool my brother, she's well chavtastic. Like, she ain't even descended from aristocracy! Her parents are SELF-MADE millionaires, which I think is actually well rank. And she wears those big hats all the time. Weird. Dad says it's good though, he said our bloodline is like ribina and it has to be watered down to be at its best. Granddad came in at this point and said that actually our bloodline is like red wine: it shouldn't be mixed with anything else and it's a crime to put water in it. Then everyone got a bit awkward so I went and watched Futurama.

The best thing though is that I get to do the stag do!!!!!! I literally cannot wait. Everyone is like, don't make a big thing of it, but I know how to handle partying without g...

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