Well I received my first unemployment check and food stamps today.
It sure feels kinda nice to get paid and not have to go to work - wow what a novel idea.
And the food stamps are real pretty. They have a picture of President Obama's two daughters Malia and Sasha sitting on a pony on the White House lawn.
I called up Simon (Cowell) yesterday and the dumb shithead has yet to return my call...wait till I see him in person. I will give him a swift kick in his English nads.