Paula Abdul - My Fake Diary

Who really wrote this? Written by Geneva Slim Rating Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Email this diary Print this diary Thursday, 10 September 2009 Dear Diary: I'm SOOO pissed! If only I had come out, maybe I'd still have my job at "American Idol." I tried to hide it by never marrying and all that cougar-dating behavior, but they never figured out I was gay. "Straight Up" - yeah, right! So many regrets. I need a cocktail. And maybe my own talk show.