Dear Diary - Well I've set me goal for 2014. And it is to record an album with that cute little beauty pageant queen from Georgia Alana Thompson or as she is better known Honey Boo Boo.
I was quite amazed when I learned that the little pixie could actually carry a tune.
She was a little pitchy but old Paul here is so damn good that he can even make a woodchuck sing on key.
All of the songs on the CD will be written by meself except for one which was written by Eva Longoria.