Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 25 July 2012

I'm singing at the Olympic Opening ceremony in Stratford on Friday, but I'm really disappointed that David Beckham has not been selected for the Team GB footie squad.

I just hope it wasn't my fault because at the pre-Olympic party I attended last month, I was smoking bong to take the edge off listening to Boring Johnson, sorry Boris, and passed it round to everyone in the back row. I've got a horrible feeling that Stuart Pearce was stoned out of his head on my bong when he selected the three over 23 players in his squad. Bellamy instead of Beckham???




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