My nickname is Macca - but hey get this - how wacky - I'm a vegetarian and Macdonalds is the name of a popular fast food restaurant.
Maybe I sould change my name by deed poll. Paul VegCartney.
Only costs about £30.
But on top of the fee, I'd have to change the credits on all our Beatles songs written by McCartney & Lennon to VegCartney & Lennon.
That would take aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages maaaaaaaaaaaan!
Definitely not Lennon & Vegcartney though.