Was on the beach with Nancy, the missus and a fan came up and asked for an autograph and photo.
No problem with that. Happy to meet my fans. Always ask them their favourite McCartney and Lennon record.
Only problem was the fella had a ladyfriend with him and she was completely stark bollok naked. I didn't know where to look.
Luckily a photographer that follows me everywhere took some long range paparazzi pics. I'll have to buy the Daily Mail later.
* She didn't have bolloks. In fact, she wasn't completely naked, she had a swimsuit covering her lower lady parts. That was where I ended up looking.