Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 27 February 2011

This morning, got up and fookin' went to loo, did my business and sat down for fookin' breakfast. Had a fookin' quick spliff and then hopped in car, drove to studio and fookin' put down new fookin' song "Lady in Violet" (well "red" seemed a bit fookin' familiar). The song sounded fookin' alright I guess, so I walked down to local fookin' off licence and bought a six pack of ale. Fookin' sculled them in half a fookin' hour and smoked a fookin' joint. Still hungry, went had a bite at fookin' Maccas (thats McDonalds, not me). I dig fookin' chowin' down on a double cheeseburger, yeah!

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