Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary


Monday, 29 November 2010

The ruddy ghost of Michael Jackson has been following me and me band around South America. Keeps saying he wants to give me my songs back and dancing on top of me piano and such rot. Then he tried to grab Brian Ray's ass, the cheeky little bastard. I definitely liked him better alive!

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