Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Osama bin Laden's diary, as written by 'rpm1978'.
Currently showing entries from: 2011 | 2010
I admit my 1st name Osama means stinky, and my last name Bin Laden means I poop. I already know people have made fun of my name by calling me Osama...
Dear Allah, give me the wisdom to take a poop. I know you created poop and I need to take a poop right now, I know I must not aim my toilet at Mecc...
I admit that my real last name is Bin Poopin I have Bin Poopin a lot in my cave ever since I chose to hide like the stinky coward that I am, I pray...
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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