Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Osama bin Laden's diary, as written by 'Bureau'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2009 | 2008

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July 2009

Thursday 30 July 099

Dear Diary, Now I know how I'm to get some attention from the public. I have declared, on video sent to Al Jazeera, that we are building a nuclear...

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June 2009

Tuesday 23 June 099

Dear Diary, There is no way I seem to be able to get the world's attention anymore. I tried to last winter and the Swine Flu and the pirates ca...

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May 2009

Thursday 28 May 099

May, 2009 Dear Diary, Can you believe it, dear diary? How can the world's number one terrorist get his name into the newspapers or on the televi...

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Monday 25 May 099

Dear Diary, Constantly on the move. Ate some bad Spaghetti & Lizard Tail. I will send out a message soon by video. But they're show it an...

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April 2009

Thursday 16 April 099

Dear Diary, We have given up entirely on becoming pirates but not without giving it a good try. My final idea was to have a lot of backdrop of a...

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Wednesday 15 April 099

Dear Diary, We're still going nowhere competing with these young Somali pirates. We actually stole a boat and forgot the oars. You need the oars...

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Tuesday 14 April 099

Dear Diary, Still pondering how we can get some publicity away from those pirates who have taken over more ships. We have found a small body of...

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Monday 13 April 099

Dear Diarhea....Diary, I know I've not written lately but there was a toilet paper shortage again and I must set an example and donated the last bl...

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