Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Osama bin Laden's diary, as written by 'Theresa'.
Currently showing entries from: 2006
Dear Diary, Rumors have been spread that I have died. I am hoping they are not true. You would tell me, wouldn't you?...
Oh, Diary, I am miserable. I am missing wife # 83. She is so beautiful, but refuses to share my hole in the ground. I swear, when I finally rul...
Dear Diary, I really hate these complicated games. Besides, how does one play Fish by oneself?...
Dear Diary, I am sitting here in my hole in the ground, twiddling my thumbs. That is, the thumbs I cut off of a dozen or so infidels. I'm...
Dear Capitalist Pig Diary (I bought it at Wal-mart), I am getting sooo tired of this beard, this mustache, these eyes, this NOSE, these ears, t...
Dear Diary, I am mad, really mad. No, I mean really mad as in I should be institutionalized.
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