Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Osama bin Laden's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
Afghanistan is getting seriously boring now. Would love to go to Bangkok and have a wild night in with a few underage lady-boys. ...Oh the good ole...
Tried a MacDonalds for the first time - it was shit Another good reason to fuck over the Yanks... Give me grilled goat balls any time...
December 16th - there's something special about marinading a goat 'internally' with your own semen, then throwing it onto a fire and eating it.
December 9th - Cave life sucks. So do goats.... :-)...
Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns LineUnwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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