Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2008


Wednesday 10 December 088

Dear Diary, The news people keep saying that it is the holidays and only bin Laden is staying slim. YOU try to gain weight roasted rats and liza...

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Tuesday 09 December 088

Dear Diary, What a night. The cook caught fifteen big lizards yesterday so he should have been suspicious because they're usually hard to catch. An...

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Sunday 07 December 088

Dear Diary, This changing caves every night is becoming quite a hassle, in fact, it's rediculious. I even mistakenly got into cave#2 yesterday eve...

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Saturday 06 December 088

Dear Diary, We are actually losing this war even though we have so many frightened. It only takes a bombing here or there so maybe we can wait it o...

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Thursday 04 December 088

Dear Diary, I see on the internet today that the new French leader says that I am hiding either in Afghanistan or Iraq or possibly, Saudi Arabia.

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Wednesday 03 December 088

Dear Diary, We have been busy organizing the first "Jihad Aid" that will run for two days on Al-Jazeera next Spring. Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens) h...

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Monday 01 December 088

Dear Diary, I have sent the president-elect Barack Obama (I like that name) a personal message. I told him that we could launch and attack at any t...

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November 2008


Sunday 30 November 088

Dear Diary, Those silly Americans think that I am sending my coded messages on pornography sites. That's just an excuse for them to "study" as many...

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