Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2010


Saturday 04 December 10

I have tried to reach Kim Jung Il by satellite phone, but he must have it turned off. I wanted to scold him for showing the American his centrifuges.

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November 2010


Thursday 04 November 10

Sorry, bin a few years since my last entry. I was so pissed off I broke my only pencil. Mom called again for the first time in three years, come to th...

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October 2010


Thursday 21 October 10

Hello, this Is Osama bin Laden speaking, Im stilll In Hiding Here at.. haha you bitch you thought i was gunna tell you where i was. I had a great nigh...

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September 2010


Saturday 18 September 10

18th Sept 2010 Up early this morning.Beat Ibn-Muhammed to the paper.Letters page didn't have my "Kids Say The Funniest Things" in,might try "Bella" i...

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July 2010


Wednesday 21 July 10

I admit my 1st name Osama means stinky, and my last name Bin Laden means I poop. I already know people have made fun of my name by calling me Osama...

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Sunday 11 July 10

Dear Allah, give me the wisdom to take a poop. I know you created poop and I need to take a poop right now, I know I must not aim my toilet at Mecc...

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Saturday 03 July 10

I admit that my real last name is Bin Poopin I have Bin Poopin a lot in my cave ever since I chose to hide like the stinky coward that I am, I pray...

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March 2010


Wednesday 03 March 10

Dear Diary, Ive had enough of hiding in this tiny excuse of a mountain cave. I want my six room cave back, complete with natural granite walls and...

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