Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 3 September 2008

8.00 Morning greetings to all infidels

8.05 Struggling to write this as there seems to be a power outage in the cave

8.30 Breakfast of soft boiled eggs, bacon...it's ok, bought the kosher version from the mountainside deli three caves down...tea and some orange juice

9.00 Video conference with some of the lads. Abu Hanza is in great form. Claims he should't be in jail because he's harmless (drop the "h", armless geddit?.............oh please yourselves)

9.30 Stocktaking day today. Have to check the bullet and bomb count in case we are audited by the National Cave Committees.

10.00 Onto google maps to see if there's anywhere nice to carbomb today. Must get the ball on my mouse replaced.

12.30 Stopped by my pal Mur Derer's cave for a bite of lunch and to discuss things. We talked about the price...

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