Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary


Monday, 21 May 2007


Woken up early by satellite phone. Mom calling again to complain about me killing so much. I told her I'm trying to cut back, but can you do, a job is a job. Damn cramped cave is killing my back, then Musharaff came by and wouldn't leave, complained about all of the pressure being put on him by Bush, wants me to give up another alledged #2 man, so I got him some camel jockey and sent him on his way...Night time again, no electric in the damn cave this week. Going to bed early, can't take anymore.

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