Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 12 July 2006

Dear Capitalist Pig Diary (I bought it at Wal-mart),

I am getting sooo tired of this beard, this mustache, these eyes, this NOSE, these ears, this face, etc. etc.

Every where I go (this hole I am in and pee pot in the corner) I see me plastered all over the place with a big "Wanted Dead or Alive" sign underneath.

I'm getting sick of the way I look and am thinking of getting a dye-job and a face transplant. I think I would look good as Brad Pitt.

In fact, I'd look good as anyone compared to who I look like now, which is me.

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