Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 6 May 2006

Boy, it sure can get dull when one is hiding from the American military. Oh, sure I get to put out a tape or something every once in a while, but there's just no excitement in that. What happened to the good old days, when I was fighting the Soviets? Now THAT was fun.

Actually, I've been thinking of taking a vacation. I'll go someplace entertaining for a change- no terrorist plotting, no taping messages, no hiding from soldiers.

I could get tickets to Disneyworld, but I worry that it'll be like Khrushchev all over again. That would be a waste of my time. Maybe I'll go to Euro Disney or something...

Actually, I've got a better idea. I'll take a trip to Scotland. I've been meaning to get in some golfing. There's just no way to golf when you're in the middle of mountains and desert- you need grass for that sort of thin...

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