Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Feb. 15-Crawled out of my bed (a slab of rock) at 7:30 am today. I went outside of my cave to capture my breakfast: sand beetles. I ate as many as I could catch, but that was only 45, despite the fact that my cave entrance is lined with them...those little insects are hard to catch!

Toured terrorist training camp, on the foothills of the Yogsogga Mountains, at 9am today. Nearly got killed when an AK-47 jammed while firing, and I went to inspect it. I looked down the barrel and then realized that was dangerous and moved away, I dropped the rifle and it went off. I ran and hid behind a nearby pile of rocks and dust. It must be dust, by the way, that was clogging the firing pin on the AK-47...this sort of thing would be so much easier if we just had a little less dust!

Damnit! Speaking of dust, guess what I ate for lunch at 11:30am today? You guessed it-dust....

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