Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 4 November 2010

Sorry, bin a few years since my last entry. I was so pissed off I broke my only pencil. Mom called again for the first time in three years, come to think of it, it was the same time as my last entry. Damn! Why is it these things happen this way? She still complains that I kill too much. Obama is President now, and they use these stinking drones all the time, i have to defend myself and my 20 wives here in the cave. My number one complains that the other 19 don't do their share of the work, like having sex with me. I told her look, when I do it with you the other wives you complain and when I ask you for sex you have a headache I cannot win! She told me for that I could sleep with her camel. It may be another 3 year before my next entry!

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