Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 14 January 2010

Dear diary,

Today has been such a very long day. it was all going well until I watched the news on the new TV I bought from Argos (only £499.99). The damned news reporter said that I was related to that monkey man, Barack Obama. Just because our names sound a little bit the same it doesn't mean that we're twin sisters! I rally could bomb the guy who made up that crap (Maybe i will...)!

And that was only the beginning of the bad news. I was sitting in the cave by myself watching 'Sex and the City' when an American troop ran in with an AK47 in his hands. He told me that he had decieved me. I immediately called for my bodyguards. "Ahmed, Hassan, Saddam, Roger." After I said Roger I worked out that he was telling me the truth and for the last six months I had been living with an American troop! I then put my hand into my pocket and pulled out ...

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