Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 25 September 2009

...me. They're too obsessed with combing my hair and trimming my nails. I don't understand but they keep saying, "I'm a beautician's dream" and "they could have a million dollars worth of work on this guy." I guess they mean I'm hot. I think. Maybe.

Well, my chauffeur Quigon Jin came in. We're heading off to *******. Why? To do a recording which they'll play on National TV, whilst they show my face. Allah knows I can't wait.

Goodbye for now Diary,

Osama-Bob (Bob is a name they use in the U.S.A. I'm so western! How absolutely naughty!)


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