NOTE TO READER. THE ORIGINAL ENTRY WAS IN ARABIC AND HAS BEEN TRANSLATED FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
What to do. What to do. I'm so bored over here in ******** (Osama didn't want his position given away). I wish that chic from ****** was still alive... Why'd I go and kill her? Sigh.
On a better note, I'm improving my RPG aim. I killed six cows today at twenty-five meters. The farmer was pissed! I killed him and they're gonna bury him in his hometown of *******.
I drank some American tea for breakfast with my three new wifes, Celeste, Theresa-Lee, and Nichole. I stole them from a tourist party going through ********. It's yet to hit major news. I can't wait. I'm so sexy on national TV, especially in those old pictures from 2000 and etc.
The new wives don't seem to hate me...