Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 30 June 2009

NOTE TO READER - THE ORIGINAL ENTRY WAS WRITTEN IN ARABIC

Dear Diary,

I'm getting scared right now, because I don't seem to have the influence of terror I once had on the United States! They used to be extremely freaked out by me! But now, Obama is saying that if he ever meets with me, he will probably befriend me. He said it was likely due to his charisma. If I ever meet him, I swear on by Allah, that I will KILL him! Why can't he be more like Bush... Bush tried to find me and made everything more fun. Obama's blindly not afraid. Urgh!

Well, I met this new chick from ****** (this word was cut out, due to the fact bin Ladin didn't want his position given away) and I think I'll frame my wife for adultery and kill her so I can have this new chick and not have to pay for both.

Well, goodbye!

Osama bin Ladin




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