I have just secretly joined forces with the new U.S. president. I found out that the only real reason that he became President was to destroy his own Country.
In a few days, He is going to Ask Iran to Launch a nuclear bomb at North America. I already know they will accept this request because I spoke with an Undercover Talaban Member who is part of there government.
By the time they launch, me and Obama will already be back in the middle east.
Yes, I have been hiding in America planning all this time and your stupid intelegence department thaught I was all the way in Iraq or someware in that Area. And you are all to blame, seeing how you picked him in the first place!