Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 10 February 2009

Dear Diary,

The legless sheik, I've forgotten his name because of all of us calling him "the legless sheik"......is beginning to look like a turtle.

It may be from eating all those roasted lizards but he's gotten such a belly and the way he moves around real slow with his hands, all he needs is a shell.

Perhaps the U.S. Air Force will provide him with one. Hahahhaahahaha

I gotta go tell some of the guys that one.

(Later) I was gone a long time but everyone was cheered up by my story.

Then someone else told a story about a shell landing and not exploding and this poor goat's curiosity got the better of him and KA-BLOOIE! and it happened that the guy who told the story was eating and his mother in law knocked a tooth out with a spoon from the jar from the bomb and hee hee...she then saw this goat's ...

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