Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary


Monday, 9 February 2009

February Something, 2009

Dear Diary,

I see the new American President has sat a salary cap of $500,000 on company CEO's getting bailouts.

I had quite a bit of success with my leading men by imposing a salary cap that would set directly on their shoulders, if they screwed up.

That big guy in Kaleefornee is a laugh a day. Now he gives state employees a free day off every month without pay. He calls it Furlough Friday.

Why not follow it with "Hat in hand on sidewalk Saturday"?

Then there are those idiots that gave their money over to that swindler, Madoff.

Swindler's List is out. Wonder who paid them even more to leave their name off the printed list? hee hee

It says here in the Cave Crier Newspaper that more than 13,000 people were caught up in the Bernard Madoff Ponzi scheme.

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