Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 19 January 2009

Dear Diary,

So it's MR. Bush after today. I've outlasted the rascal. I'd celebrate but I can barely move after sleeping on a different rock.

It always takes a little time to break in a new one.

I hope everyone enjoyed my latest video. The legless sheik wasn't on there after all. He had to use Cave #2 and with no legs, it's always an all day job.

Too rocky for a wheelchair. Maybe he needs a segway.

Also, I forgot to remind people to get their new TV boxes before February 17th or they won't be watching my next video.

Tomorrow's the big day. They are calling the Inaugeration "For All Americans" but how many will sit up front after arriving in their private jets and limosines and how many hundred thousands of average Joes will rely mostly on body heat?

We'll see.

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