Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary


Friday, 16 January 2009

Dear Diary,

I guess it had to happen sooner or later.

I went to cave #2 after dark to rid myself of some unwanted rat and I thought I had accomplished just that before leaving.

However, after I started back, I found the dearly departed rat poop in the back of my robe. I had forgotten I had had to put on a second robe during the present cold spell.

I finally decided to just strip and set the whole thing on fire and check my cedar chest for a clean robe.

Bush is not so dumb. He leaves me out here while he's headed for a new home in Dallas.

My whole tasting system is shot. I actually now love hot lizard tails. I'd take them over hot wings anytime. I think I even prefer them to barbecued goat.

If I wasn't warped, as the western world proclaimed, when I got here, I am now.

I hear another fight...

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