Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 7 January 2009

Dear Diary,

There are still a handful of jack asses around who think they can change the world by some rusted AK-47 shit and WWII grenades and that really pisses me off.

If we want to make some shitty progress then we have to buy some real stuff from China. No Russian shit D! Russians are pigs! They are the only nation which their friendship is more dangerous than their grudge.

Despite the fact that my parents were Jews of Yemen, I really feel sorry for those in Israel who think Hamas' rockets are dangerous! What danger dudes? You have to test Russian bastards' Tsar Bomba to feel the thrill! If somebody is stupid enough to push the stupidity button one day then United States will have enough balls to wipe all Muslims off the map! Another 6 million Jews killed means the rest of the Muslims to be roasted. Fair enough! For a long time they are the re...

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